Communications Assistant at The New York Times. I like dogs, media, pop culture, and coffee. Tumblr (3.0; @jordan-cohen)http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5bff09b4bbe03643619ebdfc93f7268/tumblr_mnayk9m2Qm1r0wmpgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3bcc526684d8506a56689613bcc03b74/tumblr_mnayk9m2Qm1r0wmpgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51220563125/we-warned-you-there-would-be-weiner-puns">hypervocal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hypr.vc/18367g"><strong>We warned you there would be Weiner puns …</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/51224907449http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/51224907449Fri, 24 May 2013 10:10:41 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/m1yir-p68xM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51143569769/kmarts-wordplay-follow-up-commercial-to-ship-my">hypervocal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Kmart’s wordplay follow-up commercial to “Ship My Pants” is out … is “Big Gas Savings” as funny as the first? <a href="http://hypr.vc/1a8czd"><strong>MORE HERE.</strong></a></span></p> </blockquote> <p>Get it, Kmart.</p>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/51146272790http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/51146272790Thu, 23 May 2013 09:24:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf57a2fb3a066c163f9fe2b6205dd48d/tumblr_mn79ylsJ1J1r0wmpgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/51066137896/time-to-tap-the-strategic-weiner-pun-reserve-its">hypervocal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Time to tap the Strategic Weiner Pun Reserve. It’s official, Anthony Weiner is running for NYC Mayor. <strong><a href="http://hypr.vc/1gjfzv">Kickoff video, plus a good take on it here.</a></strong></span></p> </blockquote>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/51068030594http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/51068030594Wed, 22 May 2013 09:28:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee1ec248eb4c124535a2c228a0613be7/tumblr_mn6iw1ZJY11r9a32bo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hulu.tumblr.com/post/51042227242/when-even-the-new-york-times-makes-an-arrested">hulu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When even The New York Times makes an <a href="http://www.hulu.com/arrested-development"><em>Arrested Development</em></a> joke, you know that we are a nation obsessed.</p> </blockquote>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/51066077648http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/51066077648Wed, 22 May 2013 08:40:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/058551ee2eb2e68e76a369b03dfd26c4/tumblr_mn78vkQozz1ru3ibuo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de13205b717f80896176ccebcdabb023/tumblr_mn78vkQozz1ru3ibuo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>JEAH!</p>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/51065251446http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/51065251446Wed, 22 May 2013 08:18:56 -0400weinerpoliticsmediaAnthony Weiner<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8878bf5de0f85f992677bf67a18c9e8/tumblr_mn2xbefkaZ1qbbcpgo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5fa30ca404553f38a8d2189e902e4c84/tumblr_mn2xbefkaZ1qbbcpgo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4d6b99d1bd60789a5b04cf7e1fdcb94/tumblr_mn2xbefkaZ1qbbcpgo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hollyrandommm.tumblr.com/post/50885304807/bills-first-episode-seth-as-anderson-cooper">hollyrandommm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bill’s first episode: Seth as Anderson Cooper</p> <p>Bill’s last episode: Seth vs Anderson Cooper</p> </blockquote>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50984579662http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50984579662Tue, 21 May 2013 08:10:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b73d6bc0a8efd24b578b66404885ac6/tumblr_mn05ddYIaM1ru3ibuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Drake filming ANCHORMAN 2</p>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50736959435http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50736959435Sat, 18 May 2013 12:20:01 -0400drakelol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b475e04400806901ea28ca12a4359146/tumblr_mmyb1gx9mW1qd9bz1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me.</p>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50662110321http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50662110321Fri, 17 May 2013 13:30:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/acbe1092a395fd4627c3884828786e68/tumblr_mmy8xbXK8K1r7y4e6o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>omg</p>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50656574494http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50656574494Fri, 17 May 2013 11:43:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf2088b15e383139c33d1972688226ba/tumblr_mmy18fchey1r0wmpgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/50649135346/choppin-onions-military-dad-returns-early-from">hypervocal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Choppin’ onions: Military dad returns early from Afghanistan, surprises 9-year-old daughter during Rays’ first pitch. <a href="http://hypr.vc/18m2e0"><strong>Great vid here.</strong></a></span></p> </blockquote> <p>CRYING IRL</p>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50649402234http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50649402234Fri, 17 May 2013 09:02:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a433c57bedbc4cc947d9fcfed695734d/tumblr_mmy0ouwahE1ru3ibuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50648690036http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50648690036Fri, 17 May 2013 08:43:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eefbfda03be46038dc3f234deda4abd8/tumblr_mmw4xgFiF81r0wmpgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45f4cbfc8a142b214496e3a75edece1e/tumblr_mmw4xgFiF81r0wmpgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/50572539985/kanye-west-new-track-typical-rant-whatever-stuff">hypervocal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Kanye West new track typical rant whatever stuff attention here ya go Adult Swim upfront NYC. <a href="http://hypr.vc/1bxm2l"><strong>Videos, Vines, pics, crazy man, HERE.</strong></a></span></p> </blockquote> <p>Kanye out-Kanye’d himself.</p>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50575659390http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50575659390Thu, 16 May 2013 09:39:48 -0400kanye westmusic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6b3e0db8d4438c773b306b57a8cce22/tumblr_mmw3swOAqa1ru3ibuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Barking Bad (<a href="http://imgur.com/qcHkSou">via</a>)</p>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50571640124http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50571640124Thu, 16 May 2013 07:55:44 -0400dogsbreaking bad<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/763286eaabc44f780f753ac3b9e4bd87/tumblr_mmuh4dkdyS1ru3ibuo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>DOG.</p>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50497946820http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50497946820Wed, 15 May 2013 10:48:13 -0400DOGS<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dcc89d14abab86dfae870e2c565bbfb0/tumblr_mmubo8IDVA1ru3ibuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Well, then…</p>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50493095052http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50493095052Wed, 15 May 2013 08:50:32 -0400lolpoliticsanthony weiner<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7db9a925875b5d5c47f2b28c3d3cd48/tumblr_mmswhoChjj1qarjjvo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbfa58993ee3948b6201ed35a666f898/tumblr_mmswhoChjj1qarjjvo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://today.tumblr.com/post/50432800928/al-and-kathie-lee-had-a-dance-session-during-a">today</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Al and Kathie Lee had a dance session during a commercial break today.</p> </blockquote> <p>hey guys</p>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50435641036http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50435641036Tue, 14 May 2013 15:12:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a703c0fa6516894d5e55d3af6361abc/tumblr_mmqm1kHSXq1r0wmpgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/50338457620/man-gets-charles-ramsey-tattooed-on-his-leg">hypervocal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hypr.vc/1413qu">Man gets Charles Ramsey tattooed on his leg because YOLO</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>-__-</p>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50339748226http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50339748226Mon, 13 May 2013 09:18:15 -0400<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/05/alison-brie-tells-marc-maron-that-there-are-naked-photos-of-her-somewhere/">Alison Brie Tells Marc Maron There Are Naked Photos Of Her Out There Somewhere</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://uproxx.tumblr.com/post/50095443193/alison-brie-tells-marc-maron-there-are-naked-photos-of">uproxx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"> <div>Alison Brie was on Marc Maron’s WTF podcast, where she discussed religion and nudity.</div> </blockquote> <p>Go find them, Internet.</p> </blockquote> <p>ok</p>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50095554527http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50095554527Fri, 10 May 2013 12:26:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d35bee80a9a5114e4818c7b296b3ceb/tumblr_mml388SobF1r0wmpgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/50086679365/happy-friday-high-five-kid">hypervocal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hypr.vc/1193vn"><strong>Happy Friday! High five, kid!</strong></a> </p> </blockquote>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50088129680http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50088129680Fri, 10 May 2013 09:45:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f416067cdf32ab9e0b1baf4f67e7cbda/tumblr_mmjlhmAL5Q1ru3ibuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50023271040http://jordan-cohen.tumblr.com/post/50023271040Thu, 09 May 2013 13:48:58 -0400my worksoonlol